Have you ever thought to yourself, "We should paint the ceilings in this house blue?" Of course you haven't, only crazy people do things like that. We rented some scaffolding and Jeffery painted the ceiling, replaced the crappy light fixtures, and painted the top of the walls. For some reason we put the new fan up before we were done moving the scaffolding around, so me wheeling him across the floor was an exercise in trust. Let's talk about the paint for a second. I found a swatch of Valspar (our paint of choice) online that I just loved, we brought it into Lowe's, and of course we couldn't find it. We looked through all the greens they had to offer and none of them came close to what I had originally wanted. So we asked the guy at the paint desk, he and another woman managed to find the color in their computer. "Okay, we'll come back when it's done being mixed." As we're walking Jeffery told me...